‘You should have thrown yourself down instead and rid us of your stupidity’

‘You should have thrown yourself down instead and rid us of your stupidity’


‘You should have thrown yourself down instead and rid us of your stupidity’

9 months ago
  1. If this happened and the witness said this to me, I don’t think I’d even be mad anymore.

  2. I don’t even care if this is true, I love it so much.

  3. this has been a fear of mine for years god I hate elevators

  4. Did they awaken a dark ancient evil known as the elevator mechanic?

  5. I’ve never seen an elevator with a gap large enough to drop a phone down…

  6. My boss said to me today, he seemed to be upsetting as many people as possible.

    (Our workplace is very relaxed and we all joke together a lot, but there’s also redundancies happening and it’s a hard time)

    Then he said, “What if I upset people more than once, does that count as more, or can I upset them again and it doesn’t matter?”

    My response: “That still only counts as one!”

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