What say you?!
Speak friend and enter
“Give it to us raw and *wrwrwrw*-wriggling!”
Sad that her parents died. Weird that they’re haunting her vagina.
The dead do not suffer the living to pass
Show her Anduril, FLAME OF THE WEST.
#It is not for you to deny the return of the king
That’s when you have to unsheathe your sword and make everything within quake with shame and fear.
Fulfill your oath! What say you!? *What say you!?*
All dead.. all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name.
*unzips to reveal Anduril* you will suffer me!
Better drop to a knee and propose to that girl immediately
None but the king of Gondor may command this pussy
The Dark FireCrotch will not avail you! Flame of Ovum!
YOUUUUU SHALL NOOOOOT PAAAAAAASS!!!
Of course, once you get married it’s all “I SUMMON YOU TO FULFILL YOUR OATH”
I believe this is an entreaty for additional seduction!
Important safety tip: Do not use Gollum/Sméagol voice.
Malice lies heavy in the air.
The best girl ever!!!!i be there for a day at least
*ponders in confusion*
One of the few times the title makes me laugh as hard as the post
You fear to go into those mines. You know what the dwarves awoke…
After plan B
A great eye, lidless and wreathed in flame
You will suffer me to pass!
Ride now for ruin and the world’s ending!!!
That cherry was broken…
Well you should probably console her for the loss of her parents rather than initiating sexytimes
All right then, keep your secrets
Abortion pussy be like
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