Titties? What are titties precious?

Titties? What are titties precious?


Titties? What are titties precious?

3 months ago
  1. I imagine Tolkien writing a nude scene be like Captain Holt saying ‘large… heavy breasts’

  2. The producers every day: If we take one more step, we’ll be the farthest away from the spirit of Tolkien’s books we’ve ever been.

  3. Fanbase: NO THANK YOU, we don’t want any visitors, well-wishers or distance relations!

    Amazon: And what about very big titties?

  4. Ugh, Lotr isn’t the kind of thing that needs nude scenes… Besides that, I really hope they do it justice for Tolkien.

  5. At least now we’re going to learn what he has in his pockets.

  6. I could see some rare circumstance where one or two brief scenes including nudity would be appropriate for a story, but absolutely no sex scenes. Not under any circumstances would Tolkein have gone for that.

  7. “Frodo you’re hurting me!! When you said you need to destroy the ring, I didn’t think you meant mine!”

  8. This would be extremely disrespectful to the Tolkien family.

  9. Jokes aside, this is a disgrace to Tolkien’s writing. Sure, societal norms are much different than they were, but ham-fisting nudity to spice it up is unnecessary. It’s not a love story. Nudity isn’t going to add anything substantial.

  10. Things LOTR needs not more of is the corruption of men (aka the Californian Pornification of Entertainment)

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