I imagine Tolkien writing a nude scene be like Captain Holt saying ‘large… heavy breasts’
The producers every day: If we take one more step, we’ll be the farthest away from the spirit of Tolkien’s books we’ve ever been.
STUPID FAT PRODUCERS!!
IT RUINS IT!!
Lotr has no nude scenes, Lotr needs no nude scenes.
Fanbase: NO THANK YOU, we don’t want any visitors, well-wishers or distance relations!
Amazon: And what about very big titties?
It’s not Game of Thrones. No nude scenes.
Ugh, Lotr isn’t the kind of thing that needs nude scenes… Besides that, I really hope they do it justice for Tolkien.
Blowing the Horn of Gondor HBO style
Give me some flamy Balrog titties
What’s titties precious? What’s titties eh?
Just hit’ed me
Lord of the Rings has no sex scenes
It’s gonna be Gollum isn’t it?
Amazon is making a Teleporno
Can we send the producers to horny jail?
There’ll be no titties in my Lord of the Rings
At least now we’re going to learn what he has in his pockets.
I could see some rare circumstance where one or two brief scenes including nudity would be appropriate for a story, but absolutely no sex scenes. Not under any circumstances would Tolkein have gone for that.
Hardcore tomato eating
Please don’t be gimli. Please don’t be gimli.
“Frodo you’re hurting me!! When you said you need to destroy the ring, I didn’t think you meant mine!”
Please don’t.
Tom Bombadil was totally smashing in the woods.
I only ask for the power to make my people horny
This would be extremely disrespectful to the Tolkien family.
Whats titties, precious?
We all know Tom Bombidil *fucks*
What are your thoughts on this Gandalf?
By gawd that’s sexy Shelob’s music!!!
Jokes aside, this is a disgrace to Tolkien’s writing. Sure, societal norms are much different than they were, but ham-fisting nudity to spice it up is unnecessary. It’s not a love story. Nudity isn’t going to add anything substantial.
Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew.
Things LOTR needs not more of is the corruption of men (aka the Californian Pornification of Entertainment)
Gandalf save us
I imagine Tolkien writing a nude scene be like Captain Holt saying ‘large… heavy breasts’
The producers every day: If we take one more step, we’ll be the farthest away from the spirit of Tolkien’s books we’ve ever been.
STUPID FAT PRODUCERS!!
IT RUINS IT!!
Lotr has no nude scenes, Lotr needs no nude scenes.
Fanbase: NO THANK YOU, we don’t want any visitors, well-wishers or distance relations!
Amazon: And what about very big titties?
It’s not Game of Thrones. No nude scenes.
Ugh, Lotr isn’t the kind of thing that needs nude scenes… Besides that, I really hope they do it justice for Tolkien.
Blowing the Horn of Gondor HBO style
Give me some flamy Balrog titties
What’s titties precious? What’s titties eh?
Just hit’ed me
Lord of the Rings has no sex scenes
It’s gonna be Gollum isn’t it?
Amazon is making a Teleporno
Can we send the producers to horny jail?
There’ll be no titties in my Lord of the Rings
At least now we’re going to learn what he has in his pockets.
I could see some rare circumstance where one or two brief scenes including nudity would be appropriate for a story, but absolutely no sex scenes. Not under any circumstances would Tolkein have gone for that.
Hardcore tomato eating
Please don’t be gimli. Please don’t be gimli.
“Frodo you’re hurting me!! When you said you need to destroy the ring, I didn’t think you meant mine!”
Please don’t.
Tom Bombadil was totally smashing in the woods.
I only ask for the power to make my people horny
This would be extremely disrespectful to the Tolkien family.
Whats titties, precious?
We all know Tom Bombidil *fucks*
What are your thoughts on this Gandalf?
By gawd that’s sexy Shelob’s music!!!
Jokes aside, this is a disgrace to Tolkien’s writing. Sure, societal norms are much different than they were, but ham-fisting nudity to spice it up is unnecessary. It’s not a love story. Nudity isn’t going to add anything substantial.
Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew.
Things LOTR needs not more of is the corruption of men (aka the Californian Pornification of Entertainment)
My disappointment is immeasurable