1. just FYI, you can write “Bitch” if you want to. it’s okay. nobody’s gonna hurt you. Bitch.

  2. I don’t remember how old the lore said Tom Bombadil was.
    I’m guessing somewhere between Gandalf and Galadriel.

  3. “I’m 7 years older than the person in the very first panel.”

  4. IDC how old they are they’re still over the age of consent

  5. I don’t get this! Gollum is way younger than all of the above, so what gives?

  6. Thank you for censoring the word bitch, that was a close one.

  7. *There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made. Also there was Elizabeth, but even Eru didn‘t know whence she came, lol.*

    Tolkien, probably

  8. I swear that she is alive only because of spite, she doesn’t think there is anyone worthy to inherit the throne so she is gonna hold it until she is the last monarch in the world.

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