1. Frodo deserves more love tbh

2. Time for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality jokes.

   The time may come when the shitposts of men fails, but it is not this day.

   I am no man.

   I suppose you think that was terribly clever.

   Theoden shouting DEATH

   Orcs shouting GROND

   One does not simply start a Grond chant

3. Orlando Bloom grew up in the same city as me. His neighbour told me he was shit at drums lol. My old drama teacher still holds a grudge cause *he* went to the same audition and didn’t get the part

4. Do what to frodo?!

5. What about second breakfast memes?

6. Tom Bombadill amrite?

7. Dont you dare pull that “frodo sucks” garbage

8. Nothing wrong with some po tay toes.

9. I see you’re missing knife deflection

10. Title is on point. Nicely done!

11. CS Lweis wants to know you location

    they were best friends in real life

12. Can we discuss why, even though they likely had plenty of arrows left, the totally outnumbered elves in Helms Deep decided to melee with the uruk-hai with bigass pikes.

13. I want to see Tolkien and George R. R. Martin meet and talk about their books.

14. Bring back the Deer boy meme timeline

15. People like shitting on the delightful hobbit movies so theres that

16. Yo Mama is pulling catapults to Gondor?

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