1. “Whom do you serve?”

   “Saruman” *slides pizza over*

2. Our land has been infested by cooks, cooks bearing the white hand of saruman

3. Boromir can smell what you’re cooking from the other room

4. Make me a pizza worthy of Mordor

5. Initially thought of Death Stranding, sorry.

6. Orcs are cooking freely across the land, unchallenged, unchecked, grilling at will.

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