Shut up and prepare for battle

Shut up and prepare for battle

4 months ago
  1. Can Joe Biden even try to grow his hair out like this? It would certainly win his Elf and Wizard demographic.

  2. Every time I see that part of the movie I’m like; what the hell is Denethor thinking here? His whole fucking city is surrounded by orcs and trolls, there is no way out, but he tells them to run? Where should they go? To the upper rings and if so, what then? It’s not like the orcs couldn’t go up there as well. Sometimes I think PJ did Denethor real dirty, that’s one of the occasions. He is not stupid or a coward, but that order is definitely stupid.

    Edit: before I answer every comment who points out the exact same thing – he lost his mind and that’s why he orders such illogical things – I will explain my point here:

    Yes he lost his mind, but that doesn’t mean he would give such a stupid order. The fact how he lost his mind is stupid to begin with, in the books he lost it because he had a mind battle against sauron through the palantiri and the “death” of his bloodline was just the last drop which threw him into insanity. But even then he made the reasonable decision to not give a fuck anymore. Which should have been the same in the movie. It doesn’t make sense why PJ wrote that in. Denethor should’ve just been just like; ok, I’m done and not act like a stupid coward. The reasonable conclusion to him loosing his mind is not giving stupid orders, but not giving any orders at all.

    That being said, the way PJ portrayed Denethor is wrong in the first place.

  3. Someone remake this gif format with folks complaining about how these don’t meet guidelines/are political and the lotrmemes mods being the ones saying “will you shut up man” face.

  4. typically dont upvote anything remotely political but this ones good

  5. A lot of people do not realize when Gandalf rallies all the footman to get back to the defense, it works so well not because of him being a known wizard but because of the power of the ring he wields.

  6. I hate that I can hear the actual sounds and voices of these scenes. It plays like a bad radio edit on my brain

  7. If only Trump had burst into flames and ran off the top of Trump tower at the end of that debate.

  8. Ngl Biden looks pretty cool with long hair and a beard.

  9. I hear “would you shut up, man.” But, the meme is “will” not “would”

  10. >No irl-politics. Claiming the throne of Gondor is allowed.

    Exhibit A…

  11. Gandalf walked in Middle-earth for approximately 2,019 years which is 7 years less than Joe Biden.

  12. Now if someone could just edit Bidenโ€™s face onto Gandolf and Trumps onto the balrog on the bridge scene and subsequent fall….thatโ€™s about the only thing that could top this for me right now. I havenโ€™t openly literally laughed out loud at something for awhile. Made my day.

  13. Loooooooooooooooool I’m laughing so hard ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. Good god, now we fight back with the thing trump used to win.


  15. “And so I was speaking to Elassar from Edoras the other day when stopping at the trough for feed. I asked him how long it’s been since he’s been able to spend a whole season tending to his crops without being raided by goblins… he looked up at me and said he couldn’t remember.”

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