“Harad ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak Sindarin in Harad?”
Describe to me what the Balrog looks like!
I feel like Gandalf could have said “Yeah this is a Palantíri, they’re not all accounted for so Sauron might have one” instead of being all mysterious and cool
“You shall not pass”
“I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.”
“Harad ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak Sindarin in Harad?”
Describe to me what the Balrog looks like!
I feel like Gandalf could have said “Yeah this is a Palantíri, they’re not all accounted for so Sauron might have one” instead of being all mysterious and cool
“You shall not pass”
“I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.”