1. “Harad ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak Sindarin in Harad?”

  2. I feel like Gandalf could have said “Yeah this is a Palantíri, they’re not all accounted for so Sauron might have one” instead of being all mysterious and cool

  3. “You shall not pass”

    “I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.”

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