Oh, not good
Hello, Gondor FBI?
I’m telling you, old bitches know things.
Everybody is talking about the age difference but nobody mentions that they have known each other for over 60 years before they married.
Remember kids age is just a number… and prison is just a room.
That and they are *teeechnically* related
I think developmental age is more relevant when dealing with immortal races. What human age is 2700 equivalent to for elves?
Also there’s the fact that she’s his grand^50-100 aunt.
She didn’t just snatch him out of the cradle, she cultivated the ground, bred the family lineage, grew the trees AND built the cot beforehand!
Arwen didn’t actually meet Aragorn until he was in his 20s, before that she had been living with relatives I believe, so they didn’t interact until Aragorn was a full-grown man
Why is Agent Smith so sad his daughter will die anyway? She’s had just shy of 3000 years to live, and that’s nothing to sneer at.
I had no idea that Galadriel is Arwen’s grandmother. Guess the whole immortal thing never really sank in for me. Is she Elrond’s mother?
Alright but time went extra fast in lothlorien, they don’t say how much so, but 3 days Human = a month elf… so 2700 / 10 is 270… so she’s only 250 years older than him??
Arwen learned from the best. Get ’em while they’re hot. *cough* Luthien x Beren *cough* Idril x Tuor
As Auto Moderator always says, NEVER TRUST AN ELF!
I wonder how many ex did she had.
There is a saying in greece that goes like: “Η γρια κοτα εχει το ζουμι”, which symbolically means that old women have the *sauce*
At least she aged well
I don’t think the system works
“She is 2700 years old elf!”
Well they’re both of legal age… even tho there’s well over 2 000 years between them… i guess this is pretty standard for stories with characters and races who appear much younger than they actually are… anime fan here, it’s pretty acceptable there.
“Oh Aragorn, you’ll always be that little boy from Eriador”
I’m confused… he was 20 when they first met. What with the FBI posts? 😂
I don’t like sand.
Wait Arwen is Galadriel’s granddaughter? So is Elrond her son?
I’m no mathematician but I don’t think that checks our with the half your age plus 7 rule
How is this a problem? They’re both adults, how could you possibly see this as pedophilia?
So, is Aragorn technically a Milf Hunter?
Omg, i needed check it for myself, it really is true and it’s OVER 2700!
Now she’s a true milf
Lol omg I love this sub
“he’s very mature for his age”
Does this mean Aragorn is gonna get ara arad
Aragorn likes milfs
Flashbacks to Liara and Shepard
Eragon and Arya
guys, it’s okay, Aragorn is adult in elven terms.
Also, Aragorn is a descendant of Elros, Elrond’s twin brother.
Ya bro there cousins making this 12 times worse
Arwen is cancelled for grooming/robbing the cradle.
I don’t think the system works.
Aragorn is also a distant descendant of Arwen…
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