I seriously doubt that
Im not useless. Im quite a good burglar.
Frodo and Sam aren’t missing out. I’m over 5’9 and every girl I’ve met with a height cutoff has been an absolute disappointment in bed and frustrating to deal with in general.
It’s a good meme and all but can we take a moment to really appreciate how unbelievably vile that tweet is?
every tank driver I met was under 5’9, they drivr a bloody tank
Best D I ever had was a guy who was 5’8” (I’m 5’7”)
But they are hobbits and so not of the race of men.
Lol you dumb bitch
I’m 6’2 & still useless
‘Men shorter than 5’9 are useless’
*stares at most men in the 1800’s*
“Sorry ‘the people who gave us a country’. A girl on twitter said you’re all useless, so it must be true.”
I feel like all you need to do is look at her profile pic to know she’s worse than useless
She’d probably change her tune if she knew how many celebrities are shorter than they appear in movies, LotR aside.
A chick with literally a face over her face has an opinion.
She obviously hasn’t heard of Floyd Mayweather
they are not men, hence a Hobbit can wound the Witch-king
I am no man.
I am a hobbit.
Good thing I’m 5’ 9 1/2”. That was close
Why is it every time I watch this scene, ninjas are cutting onions next to me?
These 4 aren’t men though
Frodo and Sam destroyed the ring but what did Merry and Pippin do to deserve such praise?
Why just men? What’s a woman under 5’9 gonna do?
Men shorter than 5’9 bow to no one
They’re hobbits, not men.
Hmm, I wonder what her exact height is…
She’s right, can confirm…
I bet she’s a single mom.
My Kings, you bow to no one
BITCH they bow to *no one*
I can suck a titty while I’m standing up.
Technically hobbits are not men
I dunno, they now to no one…
Shut your fucking whore mouth.
+30% honor if the title is a reference to pulp fiction
They are hobbits
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