1. “What is the average velocity of a son of Denethor?”

    “Boromir or Faramir?”

  2. Monty Python and LOTR in the same post? You have my upvote!

  3. “Your mother was an Orc and your father smelt of elderberries”

  4. I let out an audible “HA!” at work, and my coworkers wouldn’t get it so I didn’t share.

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