1. >In the halfling tracking system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Middle Earth, the dedicated rangers who investigate these vicious crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their tales.

  2. All I’m saying is, he’s way to familiar with the imprint a Hobbit butt makes in the ground.

  3. Anyone actually sat down and try to watch that show SVU? It’s literally the most depressing thing on earth.

  4. Ice T: “we found pipeweed and mead in the victim’s ear canal!”

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