Now we know why Legolas didn’t speak to Frodo.

Just as good, at a quarter of the price!

:Poll: What would you do?

Shall we answer, Jerry?

It’s finally over, Jerry

The day when we will rule over the world

Late is the hour, at which this conjurer chooses to appear.

Ayatollah Sauron readies his forces

To the King, Jerry

I wonder where Numenor is… Ooh… sunk in the sea