1. “A long ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo…”

  2. What in the name of the Valar did I just read…

    (I realise it’s a reference to something, but am still confused.)

  3. I enjoy reddit because of posts like this. And then the comments….makes me able to do a push up. A cock push up.

  4. Is the lyric, “fuckalizing fuckaloo,” or is it, “fuckali sing fuckaloo?” Cuz the latter is how I’ve always heard it.

  5. Gandalf can you hear me I’m lost and so alone, I’m asking for your guidance would you come down from your eagle…

  6. Used to have online hw for my physics class and in some of the questions we had to explain our answers. My teacher was a lazy asshole and for one of the questions I answered I copied and pasted all the lyrics of Kickapoo to test to see if he actually read our answers. Turns out he didn’t because I’m sure I would’ve gotten a nasty email if he did

  7. Bungo Baggins:

    You’ve disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born?
    Your brother’s ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more
    This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
    Rock and roll’s The Devil’s work, he wants you to rebel
    You’ll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings
    Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring

    You’d better shut your mouth, better watch your tone
    You’re grounded for a week with no telephone
    Don’t let me here you cry, don’t let me hear you moan
    You gotta praise The Lord when you’re in my home

  8. This is not a just a list of bullshit we’ve done in the past,

    It’s a chronicling of our rise

    #TO POWER

  9. xD thank you so much for this!! I really needed the laugh

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