“A long ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo…”
[Gandalf removes belt and spanks Bilbo]
What in the name of the Valar did I just read…
(I realise it’s a reference to something, but am still confused.)
I enjoy reddit because of posts like this. And then the comments….makes me able to do a push up. A cock push up.
Is the lyric, “fuckalizing fuckaloo,” or is it, “fuckali sing fuckaloo?” Cuz the latter is how I’ve always heard it.
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
What is this? A crossover episode?
Gandalf can you hear me I’m lost and so alone, I’m asking for your guidance would you come down from your eagle…
This is the dark lord Sauron’s music Bilbo!
Used to have online hw for my physics class and in some of the questions we had to explain our answers. My teacher was a lazy asshole and for one of the questions I answered I copied and pasted all the lyrics of Kickapoo to test to see if he actually read our answers. Turns out he didn’t because I’m sure I would’ve gotten a nasty email if he did
You’ve disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born?
Your brother’s ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
Rock and roll’s The Devil’s work, he wants you to rebel
You’ll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring
You’d better shut your mouth, better watch your tone
You’re grounded for a week with no telephone
Don’t let me here you cry, don’t let me hear you moan
You gotta praise The Lord when you’re in my home
Gotta get on in the party zone!
This is not a just a list of bullshit we’ve done in the past,
It’s a chronicling of our rise
xD thank you so much for this!! I really needed the laugh
u/dijkstra76 they said fuck will you be okay
got to get it on in the party zone
Tenacious B and the Ring of Destiny
So bilbo was a bard. I understand the universe now.
Tenacious B and the Dick Ring of Destiny!
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