As hard as dragon scales
That many Nokia’s could buy all of the Shire!
The time of the Volvo wagon is over.
The age of the Nokia block phone has come.
Here’s a pretty thing: the 3310. As light as a feather and as hard as dragon scale. Let me see you use it all day and only wear the battery down 5%.
Looks like T9 texting is back on the menu boys!
Sauron should have made the ring out of those
The makes the Balrog they find in Moria, a guardian of Nokia.
Let us go through the Mines of Nokia
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