My dad still mentions the horror of the day, nearly twenty years ago now, where my brother and I woke him, already suffering from a massive hangover, and reminded him of his drunken promise the night before to take us across the city to a Pokemon tournament being held in the middle of nowhere at 10am on a Saturday.
He still took us, bless him, and apparently found a few other dads in the same situation at the nearby pub. I won a Mew. 10/10 Saturday for me.
*A post with gold and no comments*
Don’t mind if I do
*Non but the approval of mom will command me*
The way is shut.
It was made by those who are dad, and the dad keep it.
“What say you?!”
Sounds about right
Muster the Reposthirrim!
This is my house everyday
Told my 2 year old we were going to grandma’s the next day. Gets up at 6:00 am, take them to the bathroom for morning constitutional, “can we go to grandma’s now?”
No. No we can’t.
My son is totally like this
and then there are the parents who always promise “tomorrow” but then tomorrow happens and the parents forget all about what they said.
eventually your kids will just give up on trying to have a relationship with you at all and just accept the food and lodging until they can move out.
my brother told me that his 2 kids pinch his feet when they wake up before him
I wish. My kids never want to go. Probably cause it’s still close to 100 degrees where I live.
What kid would want to go to a park? LIES
honestly this feels like whenever I make plans.
Your kid wants to go outside lol?
My daughter every time
Dry your tears son! We go to the park now!!
So are reposts allowed on this sub
“I’m horny, let’s do the naughty fucky.”
“Im tired, but we’ll do it tomorrow morning”
*early morning birds chirping
God this is so accurate. They just ask you over and over until you have to do it to end the guilt
So true. Haha
“None but your mother can command me”.
play with me and regain your honor
Have to add a condition to every promise.
“If your room is clean tomorrow we will go.”
Add this to my book of reasons not to have kids lol.
I hope this person doesn’t have ghost murderers as children
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