This has disturbed your peace.

This has disturbed your peace.

This has disturbed your peace.

2 years ago
  1. Frodo:
    I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.

    Your bodyguard?

    His fucking gardener.

  2. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you fucking deserve.” Then he pulls out a gun and shoots a Sacksville Baggins played by Bobby DeNiro in the head.

  3. I think the best would be to have Gandalf let out a simple “fuck” when he hits his head.

  4. My friends and I have debated this, I suggest pretty much anything Gimli says or..or

    Boromir: “They have a fucking cave troll.”

  5. I said Celeborn “Where the fuck is Gandalf” last time, but I’d like to amend that to Treebeard:

    “There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this fuckery.”

  6. The best part would have been in Moria after Pip knocked the skeleton down the well. Gandalf says “fuck” with his facial expression, but just thinking of him doing the frustrated breathe, closing his eyes and whispering “fuck” is a hilarious visual for me.

  7. “Never thought I’d die fucking side by side with an elf.”

  8. The dwarf breaths so loud we could have shot him in the fucking dark

  9. It’s very rare for a meme to make me laugh out loud, but this one did

  10. We’ve had nothing but maggoty bread for three fucking days!

  11. Frodo after seeing Bilbo reach for the ring in Rivendell
    Just a single “fuck! “

  12. Aragorn “then I shall die as one of them!” Legolas: “fuck.”

  13. “Tell me, where the fuck is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him”

  14. Gollum:
    “They’re tender and nice! Fuck them, FUCK THEM!”

  15. A wizard is never early, nor is he late; he arrives precisely when he fucking means to.

  16. I am Gandalf the fucking White. And I come back to you… at the turn of the tide

  17. Would have gone for “Fool of a fucking Took” but this is fine.

  18. “That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo…and it’s worth fucking for.”

  19. Excuse me, bear… bear fucker! Do you need assistance?

  20. You’re all wrong:
    “Since when has Saruman the wise abandoned reason for fucking madness?!”

  21. The only deer boy I actually thought was funny, congratulations

  22. *Pippin accidentally knocks the skeleton into the hole*
    Gandalf: “you fucking took”

  23. I can remain unseen if I wish, but to disappear entirely? That is a fucking rare gift.

  24. Do you think the eyes of the white tower are fucking blind?

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