Elves of the first age: i’m gonna fucking dab on god himself and leave heaven on earth aboard pillaged ships to go wage war on satan, my hobbies include fighting balrogs and challenging morgoth to duels in front of the gates of Angband
Elves of the third age: oh no ring man bad, better run away across the sea
Elves of the first age: i’m gonna fucking dab on god himself and leave heaven on earth aboard pillaged ships to go wage war on satan, my hobbies include fighting balrogs and challenging morgoth to duels in front of the gates of Angband
Elves of the third age: oh no ring man bad, better run away across the sea
Kinslaying here I come!
Savage viking elves…
The noldor really be stealing the mf boats 😪