“Surprised Gandalf” except the format is more versatile


“Surprised Gandalf” except the format is more versatile

4 weeks ago
  1. >”Wait a minute, I think I left the Ring back at Rivendell?!”

    “Fool of a Baggins!”

  2. *They turn around and go back to Rivendell.*
    Frodo: No, wait, turns out I had the Ring in my front pocket the whole time.
    *Pulls out the Ring and smiles.*
    The Fellowship: 😑

  3. Back at Rivendell?

    Let’s just make it up the hill for starters.

  4. *You will have to do without magic rings, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey’s end, Frodo Baggins.*

  5. “… so after me and Sam get there, when is Elrond gonna show up??”

    “Elrond.. heh heh, whatever do you mean?”

    “Well… how are we supposed to destroy the ring if we don’t have it!!”

    *Gandalf turns to stone*

  6. Ok wait, why is Frodo going to Misty mountains with the ring again?

  7. Cue to creepy Bilbo on Rivendell getting visible out of nowhere and going “Rargh!” on every single elf

  8. Did this make anyone else a little uncomfortable after you read it?

  9. I’d spend 15 minutes in Rivendell looking for the thing before realizing it I had it in my hand the whole time.

  10. They get back to Rivendell: “Oh wait it’s… here in my pocket”

  11. *Meanwhile, back at the ranch*

    Arwen, glowing and consumed with power: **THAT LOTHLORIEN BLANCHETT BITCH CAN KISS MY ASS. I’LL KILL EVERY SLUT THAT EVEN LOOKS AT MY HUSBANDO**

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