1. Literally an argument I had with my 9 year old kid.

2. Take two, they’re small. Two cookies, less than half of what I’d hoped for.

3. Twice the cookie, double the crumbs.

4. My house has dubbed it “The Nacho Rule” and any food stuck together counts as one, so long as it is within reason

5. Same with nachos.

6. A big cookie is still one cookie

   Checkmate liberals

7. Also the rule for nachos

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