Sam wants to smash
*she is not trying to rob you!*
she’s trying to help you…
Haha like that’s ever going to happen
lol… this is very “funny” considering whats gong on in the smash community right now.
/r/smashbros for the curious
If you want him… COME AND CLAIM HIM
“not if I stick you first.”
You will not touch him again
So she has chosen death
Yeah but I play my Switch with my penis so no big deal
Everyone knows all penises are girls
I’ll have you!
“I said I wanted to ‘Smash Bro’ not ‘smash, bro’.”
my! my own!!!
when you invite her over to smash and she grabs your penis but then you realize you meant mash as in mash potatoes for a good dinner but must have texted it wrong.
I genuinely thought “smash”, here, was used euphemistically for sex.
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