1. the artist behind this illustration is Frank Franzetta, and yes he does in fact draw male characters like that as well (look up e. g. his illustration of orcs)

  2. The skin of their butt must be at least as thick as the skin of hobbit feet if they ride horses that much.

  3. Hrrrgh Gandalf, I’m trying to sneak into Mordor, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap my ass cheeks keeps alerting the orcs.

  4. A lot of the rohirrim extras were women anyways. Would have been funny if most of the army were women wearing extra armor to hide their gender, then there are only a few glorious dudes riding around in the traditional armor clapping cheeks under their beautiful flowing locks.

  5. “whatever comes through that gate, you must hold your ground!”

    *distant clapping*

    “RUN!”

  6. Hey the Celts used to be rock hard and ass naked rolling into battle so why not?

  7. Plot twist the witch king did not die because of eowyn he died because of the sound of the cheeks clamping being too much for him and him being too confused about his sexuality and when he thought he had it all figured out BAM he finds out one of them is a girl and he is just done

  8. Well, they are still wearing more clothes then the celts if that’s the case

  9. I have an alternate this frazetta print of Eowyn vs the witch king where she is just wearing the armor she was born with.

  10. If they all wore a g-string and no-one noticed the absence of a bulge on Éowyn, the Rohirrim must all have had small dicks.

  11. What was it Gandalf said before falling off the bridge…

    “Yeet, you thots!”

  12. I kind of resent how this criticizes “older illustrations” as if this was the norm before our modern enlightened illustrations came along. This is how a specific artist in the 70s (?) drew.

  13. r/armoredwomen for women with armor that actually protects them

  14. This is funny but that post is making stuff up by using that artist to sgow some kind of sexism. That guy draws all men and women as half naked crossfit barbarians. Its just his thing

  15. Someone needs to draw the Rohirrim men in this armor. For science!

  16. Hrrrrnnggh King Theoden, I’m trying to ride to the defence of Minas Tirith but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the forces of Sauron

  17. Sometimes I forget just how much of an effect Frank Frazetta had on fantasy art

  18. I’ve seen that drawing a lot, it never occurred to me that it was supposed to be Eowyn. I just figured it was “generic fantasy lady #3532”

  19. Where is the horse and the rider?
    Where is the ass that was clapping?

  20. I sometimes put those images as my phone background because thicc Eowyn, but admittedly I like it merely because thicc Eowyn. It doesn’t make any fucking sense under any other context.

  21. So wait, let me get this straight. Some jackass on Tumblr called equality in a fantasy world sexist, when they’re profile is literally called FemmeFaramir.

    Christ it’s 6am on Monday and I already feel like I need a few strong drinks.

  22. The horses weren’t the only thing the Rohirrim were riding….

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