1. “What about Opium War?”

    “You’ve already had 2 Opium Wars”

    “Well yes, but what about 3rd Opium War?”

    “I dont think he knows about 3rd Opium War, Pip”

  2. “I love democracy”

    “I love the republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!”

    Oh sorry, wrong universe.

  3. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and China

  4. Yeah, but they won’t because nobody dares to anger daddy China

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