1. If I say it one more time, it’ll be the most I’ve ever quoted Sam.

  2. That was just a detour. A shortcut.

    A shortcut to what?

    Mushrooms!

  3. Mine has to be the entire exchange of Merry and Pippin in the Prancing Pony

    (I’m paraphrasing)
    “what’s that?”

    “this my friends…is a pint?”

    “they have pints? I’m going to get one”

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