1. *Trips over a coffee table*

2. “So I can’t just point and click”

   have you tried modern artillery

3. Veteran: I need immediate air support over.
   COD player: negative, you need 5 more kills over.

4. Wii players: I was there, 3000 years ago…

5. *throws my M16 after the clip is empty*

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