Fool of a royal family!
They could not marry royalty becouse they already married in to every family and thus it was all incest. And if royalty did not marry other royalty. Well that was not an option so there own system fucked them
These were the Austrian monarchs right?
Charles died in Madrid five days before his 39th birthday on 1 November 1700, the 39th death anniversary of his elder brother Philip. The physician who performed his autopsy stated his body “did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water.”
It’s all worth it to keep lands in the dynasty
I never understood what happened to Sméagol
Let others wage war
Third frame: Jay Leno
Not enough chin.
Yes but my bloodline is pure af.
r/historymemes is leaking.
It never really made sense how his eye sockets got so much bigger
I never noticed how they made him look a bit like a fish in this transition point. Is that just a happy accident from how the make-up turned out, or a conscious reference to how Gollum was depicted in the Bakshi films?
He is off to Whoville
Cunt of a family.
Incest was prevalent in all royal families.
Ferdinand is doing ok, driving racecars and being rich.
They don’t chill out on all that incest porn there’s gonna be a lot of interesting jaws in the next few generations.
Did Europeans in this time period know the dangers of inbreeding?
As an Austrian, I highly approve.
They were still probably the greatest of the old royal families. Not many names ever held as much sway as theirs.
One testicle as back as coal
Sweet home Europa
“We even lost… our own name” (see the end of the male-line Habsburgs in the 18th century).
Inaccurate… The chin is supposed to get larger, not smaller 😆
This is not a lotr meme mate, just a lotr template. Try this at r/historymemes
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