>In the halfling tracking system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Middle Earth, the dedicated rangers who investigate these vicious crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their tales.
He broke his toe
Legolas, use your elf eyes to zoom and enhance.
Law and Order: Rohan
The shit they can say on daytime television in that show.
All I’m saying is, he’s way to familiar with the imprint a Hobbit butt makes in the ground.
What about their foreskin? They don’t need those.
“They’re taking the hobbits to Epstein Island!”
Anyone actually sat down and try to watch that show SVU? It’s literally the most depressing thing on earth.
Ice T: “we found pipeweed and mead in the victim’s ear canal!”
Looks like ass’s back on the menu boys
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