I am a servant of the Secret Fire!
Especially you, Pippen.
Samwise the Racist, I want to hear more about Sam. (Inspired by u/cheesytanker)
You carry the fate of us all little one
Pulled a sneaky on ya
Tolkien never said what happened to them, so my head canon is they moved to New Jersey to become weed…
Merry and Pippin might be terrorists
But that would lead them to the commentary!
You’ve left out one of the chief characters
Lost many a good nights sleep