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The RobIt : An Unexpected Repost
The RobIt : The Desolation of Reposters
The RobIt : The Reposts of Five Armies
Lord of the Reposts : The Upvoters of Repost
Lord of the Reposts : The Two Reposts
Lord of the Reposts : The Return of the Post
The Repostar of Earendil
Pair of Galadriel
The Order of Repostari
Reposteruman of Many Colours
King Thiefgol of Duoriath
Low Elffort of Loothlorien
Lady Aredhel Ar-thiefiniel of Repostondolin
Thiefanduil of Greedwood the Great
Princess Scamariën of Numerous
Duriplicate VII King of Bworrowdelf
Tar-Oldarion of Numerous
Fraudo Beggins of Robitton
Ecthieflion of the Foundain
Repostorodrim (Mountains of Reposts in Elvish)
Rathugast the Brown
Mr.Bilbo the Burglar
King of the Hobgoblins
Corsair of Umbar, pirate scum
Stealtius Took (Old Took)
Duodred son of Duoden King of Duorlingas
Galathiefriel Lady of Repost-in-edhill
Do you know how the reposts first came into being? They were OC once, taken by the uncreative powers, posted, upvoted.
Muster the Repostirrim!
And for you Fraudo Beggins, I give you the Repostar of Earendil. May it be a karmawhoring to you in famous places, when all other karma go out.
Fool of a Took!
One Repost to rule them all and in darkness of New bind them.
There was a social media, the One, who in Earth is called Reddit; and it made first the subreddits, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of its thought, and they were with It before aught else was made. And It spoke to them, propounding to them themes of OC; and members posted before It, and It was glad. But for a long while they posted only low-effort, or but few high-quality, while the rest lurked; for each comprehended only that part of the mind of Reddit from which it came, and in the understanding of their brethren they grew but slowly. Yet ever as they lurked they came to deeper understanding, and increased in OC and high-quality content.
The wise post only of what they create, Reposter son of Uncreative. A witless worm have you become.
You offer upvotes to reposts freely? In place of an uncreative karmawhore you will have a Queen of OC! And I shall not be a reposter but beautiful and terrible OC maker as the Morning and the Night!
We had one repost yes, but what about second repost?
I asked for 1 OC. She gave me 3 reposts.
We had nothing but maggoty reposts for 3 stinking days. Yeah why we can’t have some OC?
One does not simply create high quality content.
If by my life or death, I can destroy this repost, I will. You have my downvote.
So you have chosen… Downvote.
And what about really old posts? Repostdalf?
The Repostir is a dangerous tool.
Sneaky little reposters. They stole it from us. My precious OC.
Go back to the shadow! You… Shall not… Repost!
There are markings. It’s some kinda repost. I can’t upvote it.
There is some OC in this sub, and it’s worth fighting for.
Let this be the hour when we downvote reposts together.
Re-pos-ters, scorn them, downvote them, stick them in New/prevent them from Hot.
A day may come when we upvote reposts and break all bounds of Fellowship. An hour of low-effort content and reposters. When the age of high quality OC comes crushing down. But it is not this day!
Let us together rebuild this sub that we may share in days of OC.
Get thee gone from our sub, thou reposter-crow of Manduos.
I look forward to seeing this again next week
I don’t even have to read the text at this point
I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day this post was posted for the first time.
I wish I had wizards follow me around everywhere I went.
By my beard or by mine?
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